- All the lights were turned off, all the cake displays were packed away, everything was clean, there was a sign saying "sorry we're closed" and the chairs were up.
- Customer: Hi!
- Me: We're closed, sorry
- Customer: Oh, are you closed?
- Me: Yeh, sorry
- Customer: So you're closed? No coffees?
- Me: .....
- Customer ....
- Me: .....sorry..no...
- Customer: Oh. Okay then.
wherearemyshoelaces asked: my god, i dont even think i can do that..
i didn’t know whether to be proud or sad, because it’s just going to go to like my tight or something. but it was delicious
The lady at the fish and chip shop said that these chips were enough for two people. There is just me, and there are 32 chips left.
I don’t know how I feel.
I don’t like the illustrations of disney characters with body mods. Stop doing it. Stop.
“I think the steroids are giving me acne, on the up side, I lost about an inch on my dick; so now it’s straight.”
